My Dear Dean

Many Happy Returns of the day on your 43rd Birthday.

God Bless You and Keep You Safe,

Love Always,

~ Mum ~

x x x x

Yo, Big Bro Deano

Jud wanted to do this Website, but we still think you should've had a 'Stripper'!  (Paint that is)!!

Lots of Love and Kisses to you on your Birthday and Everyday,

~ Your lil' white, cold & Sober Sis Jackie and Mike ~

xxx

~ Cat's diary ~

Day 183 of my captivity, by Morgan...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects!!

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant :)

Today, my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded.  I must try this at the top of the stairs!

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair!  I must try this on their bed!

I Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try and strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

Then there was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". I Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return, (he is obviously a half-wit).The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the 'metal room', his safety is assured.

But I can wait... it is only a matter of time.

~ Love from Morgan ~

'Miaow'

~ Happy Birthday Dean ~

Wishing you all the happiness and love on your special day.

Hope you enjoy opening your presents and sipping a few beverages!

Forever and always in our hearts.

All our love

Barry and Jane

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~ Dear Uncle Dean ~

Hope you have a lovely Birthday and evening meal.

You're such a great uncle, you should be proud of yourself.

Lots of Love Nicole and Ryan

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~ HAPPY 43RD BIRTHDAY ~

We hope you have a very enjoyable and unforgettable day filled with love and happiness.

You're an outstanding Uncle!

All the love in the world.

Love You,

Kerri

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~ Dean ~

Have a great day, don't drink too much!

Love From Steve

x

~ Yo Dingle ~

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, ANOTHER FAB WEBSITE MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, lol... (I amaze Myself at times)...

Here's wishing you the BEST Birthday Ever... Make sure it's filled with Love, Kisses and Cuddles from all your family friends...

We so hope you enjoy your Birthday Website, made especially for you with wishes of Love and Sarcasm from all your family and friends :)

Tell Mandy to take it easy on those Birthday Candles, you've never had so many on ya cake!!!! (What's it like to be THAT OLD), lol, lol...

Love you LOADS Dingle,

~ Love Justine & Andrew ~

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~ Dear Uncle Dean ~

I wish you a really cool and fab 43rd Birthday.

I hope you get lots of presents and have a lovely day.

I will see you on Saturday when we all go out for our meal,

I Love you Uncle Dean,

~ Love Sophie ~

x

~ Dear Uncle Dean ~

Hope you have a nice Birthday.

As you are going to have lots of candles on your Birthday Cake, if you get into trouble with them, just ring me on my mobile and I will come and put the fire out for you with my 'Fireman's Tools' :)

I hope you get lots of presents on your Birthday,

I will see you on Saturday night,

Love you Uncle Dean,

~ Love Ben ~

X

~ Dear Uncle Dean ~

Sending you Heavenly Birthday Love, Hugs and Kisses all the way from Heaven today, especially for you :)

We are watching over you and wishing you the Best Birthday Ever...

We will watch over you all today and make sure that Auntie Mandy doesn't set light to the house with your Birthday Candles!

We Love you Uncle Dean,

X X